Remember before Ebola, when we just had bola? Technology changes everything.
Omg this smells SO good. The kids are gonna hate it.
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[Food Network: Cake Wars]
As the team barely delivers their massive cake to the judges table.
Cat Judge pushes it off the table
I did errands without my phone and it took 6 days, 17 hours and 59 minutes less time.
Nice guys don’t finish last, fat guys do.
My family seemed kinda happy that the rice I made yesterday fell on the floor before I could serve it tonight.
this guy with binoculars has been watching me watch him with binoculars and i don’t know who’s winning
Exorcist: I’m here to remove the demon that has possessed you
Me: I didn’t call you
Demon: I did
If I get married, I’d take my wife to a deserted island on our honeymoon. On our 15th anniversary, I’d return to pick her up.
“I heard low winter sun is pretty good.” – low winter sun from behind a bush trying to throw it’s voice
My favorite pickup line is when a guy just slides an order of mozzarella sticks towards me.