*cooking dinner*

Omg this smells SO good. The kids are gonna hate it.

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As the team barely delivers their massive cake to the judges table.

Cat Judge pushes it off the table


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My family seemed kinda happy that the rice I made yesterday fell on the floor before I could serve it tonight.


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Me: I didn’t call you

Demon: I did


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