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@EndhooS: Cop: [aiming gun] Neither of you move

Imposter disguised as me: He's the one you want, kill him...

Me: [knowing my wife bought a drum kit for our sons birthday] He is correct

Cop: [aiming gun] Neither of you move

Imposter disguised as me: He’s the one you want, kill him…

Me: [knowing my wife bought a drum kit for our sons birthday] He is correct

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