
Saw a guy with three lip-ring piercings on the subway today. Took everything in my power not to attach a shower curtain.
Saw a guy with three lip-ring piercings on the subway today. Took everything in my power not to attach a shower curtain.
Probably the worst thing about getting taken down by a pack of Hyenas would be hearing them giggle while they eat you.
[Secret Meeting]
God: We need to create something Magical
Angel: Yes, Sir
G: Call it Unicorn
A: *Tries and fails
G: Call it rhinoceros
[last supper]
Jesus (to Judas): so your facebook status said you were anxious? Anything u wanted to say
Judas (sweating): no not really
My waterslide technique has been described as ‘oafish’, ‘dangerous’ and ‘how did you get into the penguin enclosure’.
Me: oh Finding Dory is on, what a fun mov-
Neil deGrasse Tyson: Youβll note the fish switch between fresh & salt water without repercussion
They say honey is good for you when you’re sick
I’m dipping my fried chicken strips in it and I do feel less stabby
i forgot to mention those pills i gave you might turn you into a sloth
[jim is typing]
[jim is typing]
[jim is typing]
[jim is typing]
“ok”
A kid in the grocery store screamed “I’M COMING FOR YOU, CORNDOGS!” as his dad opened the freezer, and I felt jealous that he has a catchphrase at age 10.
There are exactly two (2) kinds of names in DnD
1) Ephena Solancae Diuturna of Theviara II
2) Smork Dirtbag