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@clichedout: cop: any drugs on u
me: on or in
@underchilde: [First Date]
Me: "So what do you like to do when you're not working?"
Her: *Drifts in and out of consciousness*
Me: "Me too!"
@nPhelendriqal: I mean, I'm smart, but I'm no Alfred Einstein.
@CatalystNB: 14 year olds be talkin bout "im a dom," son the only thing u should be dominating is that geometry test tomorrow get studying
@RoxiieHart: Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their Gods lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check.
@citizenkawala: Nobody knows how they got cats. One day you just have cats.