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@Darlainky: Cop: Know why I pulled you over?

Me: I bet it was to compliment my excellent driving. You're so sweet to give me positive reinforcement. Bye now. *drives off*

Cop: Know why I pulled you over?

Me: I bet it was to compliment my excellent driving. You’re so sweet to give me positive reinforcement. Bye now. *drives off*

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