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@stevevsninjas: Cop: please step out of the car
Me: *pulling away* suck it, cop!
Roller coaster operator: he'll be back in 2 min 24 seconds

Cop: please step out of the car
Me: *pulling away* suck it, cop!
Roller coaster operator: he’ll be back in 2 min 24 seconds

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