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@OctopusCaveman: Cop: Where were you on the night of

Me: I was at home alone

Cop: You didn’t even hear the date

Me: Trust me, I was at home alone

Cop: Where were you on the night of 

Me: I was at home alone 

Cop: You didn’t even hear the date

Me: Trust me, I was at home alone

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