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@_coryrichardson: cop: you get one phone call

me: [on phone] hey timmy. listen kid, i’m not going to be able to *very loudly* DONATE MY KIDNEY TO YOU TOMORROW

cop: you haven't even dialed a number

cop: you get one phone call

me: [on phone] hey timmy. listen kid, i’m not going to be able to *very loudly* DONATE MY KIDNEY TO YOU TOMORROW

cop: you haven’t even dialed a number

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