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@JB4Realz: Copy Editor is a rewording career.
@OctopusCaveman: Me: Would you like chopsticks or a fork
My son: No thanks
@abhorrent_wife: Forget about whether or not you have curves, real women have brains.
@PAPPADEMAS: shame on Kellyanne Conway for attempting to politicize the Bowling Green massacre, in which I was killed
@ei8htiesbaby: Chalant isn't even a word. Well played nonchalant. Well played.
@djdarrellripley: Me: So, where are you from?
Her: I'm from Canada.
Me: Wow, your English is great!