@Jake_Vig: Couples are the worst, followed closely by single people.
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@JimmerThatisAll: This day in history. 1701. Maryland legalized divorce in cases where the wife displeased their clergyman. What kind of kinky cult was that?
@QueenofSparta: You like me? *has a conversation with you where I'm completely me. *never hears from you again. Right then. That's sorted.
@shatterpants: I just want to wear futuristic clothes & run up to people, ask them what year it is and the date and run away screaming "There's still time"
@Awk0Tacoo: I covered my boyfriend's laptop in melted cheese and now he's really mad at me. I mean, what did he expect when he asked for Mac and cheese?