@swedishsweets99: Cow stumbles into a pot field. The steaks have never been higher.
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@carlyken: Jesus take the wheel. No that's a book. A penny. A rock. DAMMIT JESUS DIDN'T YOU TAKE THAT ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE CLASS I RECOMMENDED
@liamantt: Guy on grindr was called farm boy so I messaged saying it’s pasture bedtime and he blocked me
@daisy_gi11: Anybody else always feel at least a little panic when their 6 says he "really needs scissors, like right now!"?