It’s me lowering myself down like the upside down kiss scene in Spider-Man but to eat a croissant out of a bakery display
cow: where does milk come from?
milk man: *laughs*
cow: but no, seriously.
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Going to church doesn’t necessarily make you a nice person… It does, however, make you sleepy.
My computer keeps trying to turn me. asked if Im a robot again. No mate still not a robot.
I don’t know why this driver threw his hands up and asked what I was doing. I thought it was pretty clear I was cutting him off.
Optional boss fight.
singer at concert: *says name of city we’re in*
me: that’s the name of the city we’re in!
friend: it is good to hear the name of our city!
Marital Status: My husband is mad at me because I cheered for the wrong college football team.
Canadian: spell colour
American: no u spell color
American: no u