For those who don’t know the difference, GRAPHIC NOVELS are COMPLETE stories, where as COMICS are people I try not to date any more.
COWARDLY LION: Give me courage
SCARECROW: Give me a brain
ROB THOMAS: Gimme a heart, make it real or else forget about it
TIN MAN: Oh ok Rob
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*comes home from work. House is clean, laundry done, dinner on the table*
Me: Hey babe…who did this?
Husband *levitating*: There is no babe…only Zuul
Me: How much does Zuul cost per week?
I think the blue states should get the taco trucks first, and the red states have to wait, because elections have consequences.
I’m confident, but not ‘say hors d’oeuvres aloud at a fancy restaurant’ confident.
Warm pools make me nervous.
The opposite of “Free Willy” is “Predestinationy.”
Typical coworkers. They complain about management, but when it’s time to dispose of the boss’s body, they all pretend to be working.
Me: I can’t seem to lose weight
CW: Have you tried cutting back on your sugar intake
Me:*stirring coffee with snickers bar* What do you mean
Me: we should probably go to bed
Friend: or we could drink more and stay up later at the small expense of our will to live in the morning
HER: wanna get outta here? *winks*
ME: hell ya
HER: whatya thinkin?
ME: lets go to my place and arm wrestle
ME: u scared?