@BuckyIsotope: CRAIGSLIST AD: Wanted - chicken nugget shaped like Rafael. Have 2 Leonardo's, willing to trade. Serious offers only. No Michaelangelo's.
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@InternetHippo: MATH PROBLEM: If you give half of your apple to a friend, what do you have? ME (through tears): A…a friend
@gwatts77: If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to
@ManvAlcohol: What happens in Vegas stays on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Vine, and medical records.
@badbanana: Can we still see the Grand Canyon from the air or has the government put a giant tarp over it?