creating an app called Friends With Pools. It’s exactly what you think it is.

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HER: do you mind?!

ME: sorry, sorry *admires her piglets instead*


The classiest Minion is called a Filet Minion please fave and RT


McDonald’s sponsoring the Olympics is like Jack Daniels sponsoring the prom.


Geesh you avoid someone for 6 months and right away they assume you ghosted them.


When people ask me for directions Im just going to do a really slow sarcastic Macarena .


The fact that no one on House Hunters has ever looked at a bathroom and said “I can picture myself taking a dump in here” is a tragically missed opportunity


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Christmas is becoming like that creepy friend that shows up to the party too early. The party starts at 7:00, why are you here at 4:30!?!!