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@9GAGTweets: *cries in student*
@joeldanger: Sending an insult with a typo is like laughing at someone for tripping and falling and then tripping and falling right front of them.
@TheTweetOfGod: Life is a suicide mission.
@TidyCats: “IT'S 3AM! TIME FOR SPRINTS!" - Cats
@MoneypennyNaked: Me: Look! I took the giant box that the t.v. came in & made it into a really cool cat house!
Mom: So you're still not dating anyone, I see.
@NurseSeymour: Jamie on FB just took a quiz to find out what type of flower she is. She's a vibrant poppy. Weird, all this time I thought she was human.