@McGrumpenstein: Croatia-France sounds like a 19th century war to decide which cousin the crown prince is forced to marry.
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@XplodingUnicorn: Magic words that make my children disappear: 3) Bath time 2) Who did this?! 1) When I was your age...
@jacksfilms: So Canada gets an entire day? What about Narnia or Middle-Earth or Westeros or other made up places #CanadaDay
@WhitneyCummings: if the second I text you back, you call me because you know I'm holding my phone, I will call the police.
@NicestHippo: [religion conference] BUDDHA: What's your opener? JESUS: "God loves you." You? BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too