They say that unless you remember history you are destined to repeat it.
-I say to myself every time I think about cutting bangs.
“Cu Later!” – a guy who wants some Copper, but not right now.
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I wonder if any Disney managers ever start a meeting off with “What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are we running around here?”
Don’t let him know you’re a hologram. Don’t let him know you’re a hologram.
Interviewer: You’ve got the job!
When I see a kid on a leash I assume they were a dog turned into a kid by a witch & the owners have yet to figure out how to turn them back.
The size of the gates in Jurassic Park suggests they were always planning on letting the dinosaurs out.
*finds all 7 dragonballs
*dragon appears* “WHAT IS YOUR WIS…OH GODDAMMIT CHAD, FOR THE LAST TIME I CANNOT MAKE PEOPLE RESPECT NICKELBACK”
Telescopes probably use mirrors which means there is absolutely no way to know how many vampires there are in space.
Welcome to Insults ? Us, you sack of crap. Buy some stuff if you’re not too cheap. Maybe eat out of a garbage can. You’d probably like that
It all went downhill when he texted me he’s abscessed with me.
[with my final breath] Tell my wife that I loved..the economy