Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

@Browtweaten: Cult Leader: Our god must be appeased

Me: Maybe he'd like to be acarroted instead

Cult Leader: ...

Wife: Omg I can't take you anywhere

Cult Leader: Our god must be appeased

Me: Maybe he’d like to be acarroted instead

Cult Leader: …

Wife: Omg I can’t take you anywhere

COMMENTS