@9GAG: Curiosity is on #Mars. Sure went a long way after killing the cat.
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@WilliamAder: A thing I learned at this week's staff meeting is that I have restless leg syndrome when I sleep.
@Parker_Simpson: Hey guys keep up the "Bush did 9/11" tweets I think the pressure is really grinding his gears
@suzannemariedo: Angel: wow look how the Earth turned a full rotation in exactly 24 hours! God: *yawns* yeah I think I’m gonna call it a day