If I had a dollar for everyone I work with who’s dumber than me, I’d have $11 cause I work for a small company.
Curiosity should start overthrowing the local government and drilling for oil any minute now.
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Walked up to 2 guys talking business and told them “get a conference room!”
This looks like lead poisoning to me!
*Tugs nervously at his collar*
It’s World Breastfeeding Week and, honestly, babies need to eat more often than that.
The question is not what am I doing in your house, the question is why are you home from work early?
New Facebook technology can identify faces with 97.25% accuracy, and then ask you if you want to tag that statue in the background.
Whenever I skip a day on the treadmill, I add the 25 minutes to the next day. Tomorrow, I will be running until 2026.
We all started out as eggs here.
Apparently, some just end up cracking.
The last time I was 100% sure about a decision was in 3rd grade, and that box of 64 crayons with the built in sharpener didn’t disappoint.