I’m only human — unless I have to figure out a captcha, then I am unable to prove that I am a human.
Curling is an Olympic sport.
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Judge: Yer charged with theft. What were ya thinkin’?
Gary Ray: My wife wanted a mink stole so that’s what i done did
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IKEA furniture will now snap together
will no tools or hardware.
The company boasts that it will save
thousands of h?o?u?r?s? marriages
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