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@HatfieldAnne: Me: I weigh 10x more than the cat and yet she trusts me completely. So sweet. You: Me: You: Itâ€™s a lot more than 10x. Me: Donâ€™t ruin this.
@BenedictEvans: My son just turned on my parents radio and said â€˜hey, Google!â€™ Perplexed that it didnâ€™t respond.
@rickolantern: The mice in my apartment left me a note that said as long as I keep buying store brand graham crackers, there's no need for traps.