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@MaraWilson: CURRENT MOOD: righteously angry, but there's a cat on my lap
@aveuaskew: Repeatedly referring to the electrician as a "take charge kind of guy" is a great way to make your doorbell turn on the garbage disposal.
@Marlebean: Did you know stuffing your bra with toilet paper works pretty well...
except when it rains.
@bokhootie: IM CRYING AT HIS REPLY
@AnOrangeSNES: Lady Doritos was my favorite character in Macbeth
@LoveNLunchmeat: Serious question... Would Titanic have been more romantic if they had both died, but holding hands and floating, like otters?