@aveuaskew: Repeatedly referring to the electrician as a "take charge kind of guy" is a great way to make your doorbell turn on the garbage disposal.

@Marlebean: Did you know stuffing your bra with toilet paper works pretty well... except when it rains.

@bokhootie: IM CRYING AT HIS REPLY

@AnOrangeSNES: Lady Doritos was my favorite character in Macbeth

@LoveNLunchmeat: Serious question... Would Titanic have been more romantic if they had both died, but holding hands and floating, like otters?