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@Holy_Mowgli: CUSTOMER: i'm here for the $10 car wash?

CAR WASH GUY: *scrubbing car with a soapy ten-dollar bill* that'll be $44.99

CUSTOMER: i’m here for the $10 car wash?

CAR WASH GUY: *scrubbing car with a soapy ten-dollar bill* that’ll be $44.99

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