@RealDMK: "Daddy, I want to watch Dora." Sweetie this is Dora. It's the one where she plays an NBA basketball game against the Brooklyn Nets
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@ArfMeasures: Her: Tell me what you want Me: A burrito Her: No!! Tell me what you want in bed Me: Oh! *gets in bed* a burrito
@Discourt: For a tiny person unable to wipe herself after she poops, my toddler has managed to hit me dead in the eyeball with 4 things today.