Daddy Longlegs: Proof you need to settle your inner demons before naming animals.

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I’m just gonna go ahead and change my boys names to “Stop making that stupid noise” and “Where are your shoes?”.


Keep your friends close and your enemies in the trunk of your car.


Husband: Wow! The house looks amazing. We should invite ppl over more often so you keep it this clean.

I’m going to need help writing his obituary.


My cat is bilingual. He ignores me in both English and Spanish.


My superpower is my ability to spell ‘banana’ without any help from Gwen Stefani


True love doesn’t care about the look or size of your wallet, it’s all about what is inside ….. the wallet.