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Keep your friends close and your enemies in the trunk of your car.
My cat: EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF
Husband: Wow! The house looks amazing. We should invite ppl over more often so you keep it this clean.
I’m going to need help writing his obituary.
My cat is bilingual. He ignores me in both English and Spanish.
My superpower is my ability to spell ‘banana’ without any help from Gwen Stefani
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