JESUS: I am the way, the truth, and the life
ME: This guy is definitely an only child
“Daddy, where do babies come from?”
“How do they get inside?”
CAN’T U ASK WHY THE SKY IS BLUE HAVEN’T U WONDERED ABOUT THAT
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The Foo Fighters did a really good job, because I haven’t had to deal with any Foo in years.
Autocorrect just changed “I’m wise” to “I’m wide” so I should probably put down this donut.
Fair warning….if you talk while I am counting cups of flour for a recipe, I will stab you with the knife I’m using to level them off.
Today’s episode of Wheel of Fortune has been cancelled because Jesus took the wheel.
What about a To-Don’t List?
1. OMG will this ever end?
2. OMG will this ever end?
3. OMG will this ever end?
-top 3 things on my mind when I’m in a a conversation
IKEA furniture will now snap together
will no tools or hardware.
The company boasts that it will save
thousands of h?o?u?r?s? marriages
Don’t be scared of the government shutdown, liquor stores are run by the states.