@Black__Elvis: Damn, baby got back. And front. And sides. Baby three-dimensional. This is a real baby.
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@TheToxicWaster: Lindsay Lohan says she can't walk down the street without men chasing her. They're drug dealers Lindsay pay your debts..
@Rlpihl: u guys like coachella? u know who else was in a desert with people who didn't shower? Moses. hi i'm your new youth pastor Keith
@BoomBoomBetty: [first day in hell] Me: Ugh, it’s humid here. Satan: Muahaha! Me: The air...it’s moist. Satan: Ok wait. You gotta stop saying that word. Me: The heat AND the humidity make everything feel so moist. Satan, rubbing temples: This IS hell.
@Vodkantots: "How much for the supermodel?" *winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."