@R0ckG0d88: Damn girl, are you an appendix because I have no idea what you do but this weird feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
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@fro_vo: [alternate world with no bees] SCIENTIST: all the flowers are dying ME: *takes a ite of a uritto* wow that’s a ummer
@aaronpaul_8: Joe: Yes, that was me. Obama: Please stop. Joe: I will not stop. This room will smell so bad when he gets here. Obama: Joe... Joe: Nope.