@vladchoc: Dance like no one's a werewolf. Eat like you found it in the couch. Shout like your cat's sleeping. Feel good like a bossy poem told you to.
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@snow_van: Shania Twain marrying her best friend's ex husband after her husband and best friend had an affair is some count of monte cristo level shit
@Reverend_Scott: [Russian class] Um, why did I fail this test? Teacher: You just wrote in English and added "ski" to the end of the words... I knowski.
@DamienFahey: Just used the holiday card with your kid's face on it to scoop up a dog turd in the living room.