Dance like nobody’s holding your family hostage in some bizarre underground dance competition.

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[jim henson reveals kermit the frog for 1st time]
jim: “what do you think?”
me: “i mean have you ever seen a frog?”


North Korean leader Kim Jong-un got married. Proving there’s someone for every un.


Please. Stop. Tweeting. Stop. Like. Stop.This.Stop. It. Stop. Looks.stop.Like.stop A stop.Telegram.stop so. Stop. Please. Stop!


You’ve ripped the husband stick figure off your minivan, but also the cat stick figure. This is a story I want to hear.


Next time a job interviewer asks where you see yourself in 5 years, say “Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?” then just sit there for 5 years.


I would make an awesome panda because I too excel at looking adorable while doing nothing.


Did a somersault for the first time in years. I know that’s not a good tweet but I’m getting bored lying here waiting for the paramedics.