@TheAlexNevil: “Danger” was my middle name until I had it legally changed to “No, I’m good, thanks.”
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@lindseyallen: Hate eating nachos with someone at the theater and our fingers touch. Especially if I don't know them, and they don't know we're sharing.
@ChristianPlante: Your perfume/cologne should reward someone for getting close, not punish them for being in the same building.
@upsidedowntrash: WIFE: Hey why are all our potatoes dressed in tiny outfits and arranged in a little scene? ME: [hiding Photato Album] Why? Do you like it?
@Lola_Areola: Lay with me until everything crumbles and nothing but creeping ivy shields us from the incessant chatter of wandering cadavers. Bring snacks