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@Marlebean: [dark alley]
Here's the $3 million, thanks again for this, be sure to send pictures.

Kidnapper: Wait, don't you want your kids back?

[dark alley] 
Here’s the $3 million, thanks again for this, be sure to send pictures.

Kidnapper: Wait, don’t you want your kids back?

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