@ojedge: Darth Vader's full name is Dartholomew Spaceinvader.
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@toastymoe: Autocorrect says I am currently: all out of ducks to give, most of you are full of shot, twitter is overrun by aunts and life is a birch
@AbbieEvansXO: [zombie apocalypse] Me: *fending off my group from trying to kill me* again guys, I’m not a zombie, this is just what I look like without make up
@Henry_3k: As ice water runs down my face I conclude, "Boy, you sure like to eat bread!" is not a comment a lady on a dinner date enjoys hearing.