@ojedge: Darth Vader's full name is Dartholomew Spaceinvader.
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@StoferComic: An argument with my wife is like the gas pedal on a Prius. I can put my foot down, but I don't really expect much to happen...
@HatfieldAnne: Not fat, but not super thin either. I'm more like...what’s the word? Oh, I know. Terrifying.
@PaperWash: What's that, turkey? GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well? GOBBLE GOBBLE [breaks turkey's neck] no time for your riddles, in the oven you go