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@ArfMeasures: Date: Do you practice safe sex?

Me: I use the pull out method

Date: That doesn't work!

Me *pulls out accordion*

Date: I don't want to have sex with you

Me: It always works

Date: Do you practice safe sex?

Me: I use the pull out method

Date: That doesn’t work!

Me *pulls out accordion*

Date: I don’t want to have sex with you

Me: It always works

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