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@thatdutchperson: DATE: I’m just looking for someone who goes with the flow, you know? Someone chill.

ME: [has a small panic attack whenever a shop assistant asks if I’m looking for anything in particular] *nods*

DATE: I’m just looking for someone who goes with the flow, you know? Someone chill. ME: [has a small panic attack whenever a shop assistant asks if I’m looking for anything in particular] *nods*
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