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@joejwest: DATE: I'm leaving
ME: Why?
D: You keep pretending to be a bat
M: I don't
D: You're doing it right now
[a single tear rolls up my forehead]

DATE: I’m leaving
ME: Why?
D: You keep pretending to be a bat
M: I don’t
D: You’re doing it right now
[a single tear rolls up my forehead]

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