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@sofarrsogud: DATE: So what do you do?

ME: I race cars.

HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races?

ME: No, the cars are much faster.

DATE: So what do you do?

ME: I race cars. 

HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races?

ME: No, the cars are much faster.

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