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@MissSassy_Pants: Date: Your profile said you wanted someone to attend a wedding with you.

Me: Yup!

Date: This wasn't what I had in mind.

Officiant: Do you take this man?

Me: I do!

Date: Your profile said you wanted someone to attend a wedding with you.  

Me: Yup! 

Date: This wasn’t what I had in mind. 

Officiant: Do you take this man? 

Me: I do!

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