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@WheelTod: [Date]

Her: Any hobbies?

Me: Monging mostly.

Her: Huh?

Me: I'm a monger

Her: Huh?

Me: Iron, fish, war... You name it -- I'll monger it

[Date]

Her: Any hobbies?

Me: Monging mostly.

Her: Huh?

Me: I’m a monger

Her: Huh?

Me: Iron, fish, war… You name it — I’ll monger it

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