@mdob11: Dating is easy. You just *goes into fetal position*
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@Fred_Delicious: I bet Lincoln is looking down like "dude, trust me, that is not a bad night in a theater"
@novicefather: If it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, odds are it's a vegan, black bean, veggie burger and my wife is cooking.
@TweetPotato314: wife: what r u doing me: shredding my birth certificate wife: why me: *starts disappearing* it’s working