Dating tip: Men find mysterious woman alluring, so keep the spark alive by occasionally acting like a lunatic possessed by the devil.

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When a computer program says “Not Responding” I start texting it stuff like “Who are you with?” and “Just heard our song”


It’s summer. We’re young. Let’s sneak into someone else’s pool and skinnydip. If we get caught, we stab them and assume their identities.


Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs? It’s a baby, not a stash of heroin.


‘Do what you want!’ she cried lying back on the bed. ‘I love a man who takes control.’
‘OK’ he said and put her CDs into alphabetical order.


“I’m Sorry”
“My Bad”

Mean The Same Thing.

Unless You’re At A Funeral.