I always allow adequate time between workouts to fully recover. I’m going on four years now since my last gym session.
DATING TIP: pull out her chair at dinner & whisper “that’s not the only thing I’ll be pulling out” then pull out her napkin like a gentleman
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Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love? If you’re dying to be hurt so badly, I’ve got a baseball bat for that.
If you cannot hold a poker face don’t bother becoming a parent because if you can’t sell, and I mean truly sell it when you tell your 4 year old that there are no actual tomatoes in tomato sauce, she will never agree to eat pizza again
Me: Forgive me father for I have sinned. I’m here to cleanse my conscience.
Bartender: So…the usual?
The person behind Wendy’s Twitter account deserves a medal
Looking for a plus one for my wedding.
I hate when I wake up in a strange house, & have to go outside to look at a license plate to figure out what state I’m in.
“Of all the cheeses, you are my all-time favourite.”
Me, to whatever cheese I’m currently eating.
Forever 21… pounds overweight