I miss early 2000s movie naming conventions
DATING TIP: You never want to seem too easy! So set up a date and never show up.
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Gf:Do u love me?
Gf:Why do u love me?
Me:You’re the best.
Gf:I’m the best at what?
Gf: Like what?
wash our hands
“And this is Flegh, Fnnnr, Grmm, Jsssh and Jhee-Jo.” (What My Brain Hears When Introduced to a Group of People)
If Michael Jackson wasn’t buried in his Thriller outfit, who will teach the zombies to dance in the upcoming apocalypse.
Has anyone else noticed when time travelers grab you buy your shoulders and ask what year it is and you tell them, they don’t reply, “then I’m not too late” anymore?
That’s kind of worrying.
The reason Latin is a dead language is because they kept accidentally summoning demons during regular conversations
“There’s a clown hanging over you.”
“You mean cloud.”
“I wish I did.”