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@momjeansplease: Daughter: I love you mommy

Me: I love you!

Daughter: I’m not talking to you. I’m playing with my dinosaurs.

Me: Cool cool cool.

Me muttering: ungrateful little...

Daughter: I love you mommy

Me: I love you! 

Daughter: I’m not talking to you. I’m playing with my dinosaurs. 

Me: Cool cool cool. 

Me muttering: ungrateful little…

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