*drinks 19 cups of coffee for work
*can’t stay awake
*takes a sip of coffee
I should vacuum the dog
Dave’s coming over
“Dave from work or loud and obvious Dave?”
THE RAIN HAS MADE ME WET. I AM WEARING PANTS. MY EYES ARE BLINKING
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