Parallel parking reality show. Get on that.
All I want for Christmas is a copy of your naughty list.
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[my future self comes back in time]
HIM: here’s every sports score for the next 20 years
ME: great, thanks for ruining the games for me
He: is this love or what? She: What.
Stand way over there and let me tell you a funny fairytale. Once upon a time I ate all of your Halloween candy this morning.
1) Go to Starbucks
2) Order coffee
3) Tell them your name is Waldo
You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they are around your throat, she is probably upset at you.
“Well I guess I better get ready for work”
*gets out of bed*
“Ok I’m ready”
A special task force of the fbi that tracks down people who never returned their library books
DEATH RACE 2