@TheThomason: Death row last meal? Starfish. Eat a leg, it grows back. Sit back and enjoy a long life eating starfish legs in an electric chair.
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@baronvonbike: If you have a "Welcome" mat, but call the cops when you find me eating nachos on your couch in my underwear, you're sending mixed signals
@CornOnTheGoblin: Art Teacher: your drawings are due tomorrow me: [hours later] maybe add in some grapes police sketch artist: ..a bowl of fruit attacked you?