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@De_ja_vu_who: Deathbed confession

Me: We're bankrupt

Him: What? How?

Me: I lied about being able to fold fitted sheets. I bought new ones every time

Deathbed confession

Me: We’re bankrupt

Him: What? How?

Me: I lied about being able to fold fitted sheets. I bought new ones every time

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