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@NoogsCorner: *decides to go on a diet*
*eats a horse*
@jasonmustian: "Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven and lost the use of your legs?"--bad pick-up line to use on a handicapped person
@AnniemuMary: It's ok. I killed the oregano flake on the counter.
@Jennuflect: [At a 5 star restaurant]
*gestures at entire menu*
Are any of these words fancy speak for chicken fingers and fries?
@Parkerlawyer: I’ve reached the point in my marriage that my husband fell asleep on the couch and OMG I AM SO EXCITED I GET THE BED ALL TO MYSELF
@Not_DeeAnn: 17: I'm locked out
Me: The spare key is in the fake rock behind the pillar
17: What's the fake rock look like?